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Post by Teigra on Feb 7, 2008 16:18:27 GMT -5
Question the answer went over so well that I thought I would start something similar that I saw on another forum, I think it was the Theriananthropy Tree. It was called -- as you can tell from the title of the post -- ruin a wish.
The way it works is that you make a wish and then the next person to post grants it but something goes wrong in the granting of it. There is always a twist to getting what you want. *evil grin*
Lets have an example ((I'm stealing this from the tree because I think it is awesome))
Wish: I wish I lived in New York City
Wish Granted: Granted! A nice man in a long black robe gives you an all-expense-paid trip to live in New York City. You are now inmate 617249 of the Arthur Kill Correctional Facility on Staten Island.
Hope that it is clear what I'm trying to do here. Lets find out shall we.
I wish I could have an Alaskan Malamute!!
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Post by Kaelan on Feb 7, 2008 16:57:08 GMT -5
Granted! But he sleeps in your bed, taking up the whole thing -- the only place you have to sleep is on the couch. But he loves you so much, he snuggles you right off of that as well! Now there's nowhere to sleep but the floor.
I wish I had a log cabin on plenty of land in the beautiful NC mountains with a couple of horses to ride.
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Post by brighteyed on Feb 7, 2008 17:31:39 GMT -5
Granted! But you experience a freak storm ruining your beautiful cabin into nothing but a pile of wood and your horses fled during the storm.
I wish i had new shoes
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Post by Teigra on Feb 10, 2008 17:18:52 GMT -5
Granted, but have fun sleeping in the shoes that will not come of and cause you to dance uncontrollably.
I wish I never had to clean anything again.
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Post by Kaelan on Feb 17, 2008 11:54:11 GMT -5
Granted! You never have to clean a thing again for the rest of life. But you're doomed to living in filth, and you and your whole family will constantly be getting sick. I wish I never had to deal with money ever again! ((Of all the despicable things human society has come up with, money has to be the most evil!!!))
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Hakumei
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Post by Hakumei on Feb 17, 2008 13:06:28 GMT -5
Granted! Your money is all dealt with by officials who have your best wishes in mind... as well as theirs. They are sneaky and make off with msot of it until you are too poor to pay for them to work for you. =P
I wish I could fly D:
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Post by Teigra on Feb 17, 2008 15:23:50 GMT -5
Granted! You are now a fly and only have 24 hours to live. In the time you send most of your time in the garbage and the rest of the time being swatted at.
I wish I didn't have to live near people
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Hakumei
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Post by Hakumei on Feb 17, 2008 15:43:35 GMT -5
Granted! You are now to live among a covenant of bears. They promptly swallow you, as you are freezing to death anyways.
I wish I could shape-shift into a jaguar and escape some of the stress of the human everday life. (This is dangerous...)
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Post by messima on Feb 17, 2008 16:12:35 GMT -5
Granted! You are now a jaguar. You're out for a nice stroll and are promptly captured and sent off to a zoo in Alaska.
I wish I could find my soulmate
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Post by Kaelan on Feb 17, 2008 16:20:02 GMT -5
Granted! You discover your soul mate through a picture in the local newspaper: I wish I had a big, juicy, flavorful hamburger in front of me right now.
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Post by Teigra on Feb 19, 2008 21:10:45 GMT -5
Granted! But it's contains meat from several ((ones not enough)) of messima's soulmate's family members. But you don't know that until it's all gone.
I wish had a job that I enjoyed doing and paid well!!
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Post by messima on Feb 20, 2008 9:24:39 GMT -5
(that's ok didnt like them anyway ) Granted! youre there for a week before you get the feeling something's up. you do some snooping and find out that the place is run by little purple women who wear mechanical suits to fool humans into doing theyre every bidding. this leaves you feeling very creeped out and you now constantly feel like youre being watched. by tiny...purple....women....and then one day....BAM!!!!! you get deep fried and put on a platter for their leader to eat as he takes over our world!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! XD but he fails miserably D: ~fin~ lol sorry i was kind of bored ^^; hmmm...... i wish that i was a pretty pretty princess!!!!! X3
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Post by ladylunarcat on Feb 20, 2008 16:18:25 GMT -5
Granted, you are now a Princess Barbie and you belong to a kid who will mosy likely rub your boobs off on the pavement! ;D
I wish I lived in Toronto, Ontario
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Post by Hakumei on Feb 22, 2008 11:38:43 GMT -5
Granted! You must live in the sticks, however, and promptly freeze.
I wish that I wasn't dehydrated right now.
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Post by messima on Feb 22, 2008 11:52:36 GMT -5
Granted! You now have 500 pound weights attached to your legs and are sinking to the bottom of Lake George (thats in NY if you didnt know). I wish that I didnt have to go to class
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